Entry level
Head of Sanitation
Facilities · Night shift
Someone's gotta clean the $hitcoins. He grabbed the brush and did it with a smile.
Reason for leaving: the toilets were finally clean.
Office of the CEO · Solana
DOGWIFJOB
Someone's gotta do the work.
The Shiba that got a job. He clocked in, put on the tie, and took the corner office, so you could clock gains. $JOB is now hiring.
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The DogChief Executive Dog
CEO
I · The Firm · Leadership
Dog wif hat had his run. Dog wif job pays the bills.
Every cycle, a hat goes up and a bag goes down. Our founder looked at the market and saw the one thing nobody in crypto wanted to do: actual work.
So he got a job. Then another. He scrubbed the toilets, flipped the burgers, answered the emails on mute, and stared at the charts until he earned the corner office. Now he takes the calls, so you don't have to.
“He clocked in so you could clock gains.”Company mission statement
9–5Or 24/7. It's Solana.
∞Coffee refills
0Days off taken
II · Portfolio of past roles
A résumé built from the ground floor up.
No nepotism. No hat. Just a dog, a work ethic, and references available upon request.
Shift lead
Grill Operations
Food service · Lunch rush
Flipped burgers through three bear markets. Never once asked "would you like fries with that rug?"
Reason for leaving: promoted. Twice. Same day.
Remote
Remote Associate
Work from couch
Cameras off, mic on mute, bags quietly accumulating.
Markets
Floor Trader
Markets desk
Learned to read a chart. Learned to read the room. Mostly green.
Overtime
Senior Overtime
Late nights · Unpaid
Hit the wall at 3 a.m. Woke up, checked the chart, kept going.
III · Compensation
The pay stub. Read the fine print.
Official numbers are filled in from the company config at launch. Anything marked TBA hasn't been signed yet.
Earnings statement
DOGWIFJOB Payroll
Employee: The Dog
Asset: $JOB · Solana
Asset: $JOB · Solana
| Line item | Amount |
|---|
Pay period: until further noticeDirect deposit: your wallet
IV · Onboarding
Your first day. Four steps.
No interview. No HR. Just a Solana wallet and the will to clock in.
- 01
Get a wallet
Download Phantom or another Solana wallet. Write down your seed phrase and keep it to yourself.
Your badge to the building. - 02
Get SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange or in-wallet, then send it to your Solana wallet address.
Keep a little extra for fees. - 03
Swap for $JOB
Open a Solana DEX or launchpad, paste the official CA below, double-check it, and swap.
Only trust the CA on this site. - 04
Hold
Congratulations, you're on payroll. Clock in, sit back, and let the dog do the work.
Feet on the desk optional.
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V · Investor Relations
Join the break room.
Announcements, memes and the daily standup. Official channels only.