JOBdayEmployee Self-Service
Someone's gotta do the work. Here's what's happening at Dogwifjob today.
He clocked in so you could clock gains.
Facility Cleaner position filled. Please welcome our newest hire. He has already scrubbed three rugs.
“Remember the dog with the hat? He had a hat. This one has a job.”
Dogwifjob is the Shiba that stopped waiting for the market to work for him and clocked in himself. He has worked every shift there is: the mop, the grill, the couch-with-a-headset, the trading floor, and yes, the 3pm desk nap.
$JOB is a community memecoin on Solana for everyone who's ever worked a job they didn't love so that one day they could stop. No roadmap promises, no corporate fluff. Just a dog, a job, and a timesheet that never closes.
| Line item | Amount |
|---|---|
| Loading payroll… | — |
| Net pay | Vibes, paid in full |
Every role is held by the same dog. He's very versatile.
FilledSomeone's gotta clean the $hitcoins. Responsibilities: scrubbing rugs, mopping up dev dumps, keeping the timeline spotless. Must bring own brush.
HiringFlip burgers between flips. Ideal for anyone who's ever said "it's so over" at 2am in a paper hat.
HiringCamera off, chart on. Must be able to say "you're on mute" with conviction.
HiringWatch green candles. Say "we're so back." Requires zero finance degrees and one strong stomach.
HiringSenior role. Hold through the dips by simply not being awake for them. Snoring optional, encouraged.
Memes, updates and memos from the corner office on X.
Water-cooler talk with the rest of the staff on Telegram.
Live chart for $JOB. Please do not refresh it every 4 seconds.
No. Dogwifjob is a memecoin parody. Nobody is hiring, nobody is paying a salary, and this page is not an employment offer.
Right here, in the Employee ID field on your dashboard. If it says "CA dropping soon," it hasn't dropped yet. Ignore anyone who DMs you one first.
No. He has a hat; we have a job. Dogwifjob is not affiliated with dogwifhat or the Solana Foundation.