Dogwifjob · site picks

Five design directions for $JOB. Open each one, then vote for a winner.

VARIANT 01

Corner Office

Premium and dark. Chrome-and-purple wordmark like the logo, cinematic executive hero, glassy cards. The "serious money" look.

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VARIANT 02

Cleaning Crew

Loud meme energy built on "someone's gotta clean the $hitcoins." Big outlined meme captions, wet-floor yellow, a scrub-to-clean gag.

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VARIANT 03

HR Portal

The whole site is a fake corporate HR app: employee dashboard, internal job board, payroll table, onboarding checklist.

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VARIANT 04

9 to 5

Cinematic and editorial. A day in the life from alarm to burnout to corner office, told in big serif type over moody photos.

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VARIANT 05

JobOS

A retro office desktop. Double-click Payroll.xls, open the Careers folder, and get help from a Clippy-style Shiba.

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Heads up: the CA, buy/chart/X/Telegram links and tokenomics are placeholders until launch. They're set in one shared file, so filling them in updates all five sites at once. The round logo is a stand-in; the official logo will drop into the same spot.